Jack asked for a SOCK MONKEY this year and Porter...well...
Porter just spoke his Chinese BLAH BLAH to Santa...
I'm sure St Nick will know exactly what he meant.
We were at Costco the other day, by the meat. Jack saw the guy behind the glass and he asked me what that guy was making. I told him, "He's called a butcher... he cuts up animals so that we can cook them and eat them." Jack said, "Does he cut up COWS?!" ... I told him yes. "Does he cut up DOGS?!" I was a little surprised by this and I told him no... not in this country.