Another 'Porter Sleeps' Entry...

This is where Porter fell asleep last night.I guess dinner just tuckered the little guy out.
Don't you just want to squish his chubby cheeks?

Please don't though... that would really make him mad.

Quote of the week...

I plan on making "Freaky Bone" a regular part of my vocabulary.

Seinfeld Live...

Friday night we (Frank, Jenny, Richard, Amanda, Spencer and I) got the oppertunity to see Jerry Seinfeld preform stand-up at Abrovanal Hall. It was a BLAST! Some of my favorite things he said were...

"I don't believe in 5 day forecasts. If there really were such things as 5-day forecasts then why don't they do them every 5 days?!"

"star-69 was the first hostile phone invention. I'd like to know how '69' passed that panel of phone-company people. YOU'RE THE PHONE COMPANY!... You could choose any number in the world and you chose '69'. Didn't ANY of you go to Junior High?!"

"Have you ever noticed that kids that are not yours just don't look right?"

"Remember before caller ID when the phone would ring and someone in the house would yell... 'I'll get it!' Haven't heard that in a while. NOW when the phone rings you yell 'NOBODY MOVE!...Let me check the caller ID...WHO THE H*** is 503-?!"

Of course Mr. Seinfeld has a better delivery than I have... it is not HALF as funny reading it. I had to blog about him, though, incase I ever SLURP my blog. (you know... make it into a little book... they can do that you know.) That was a night I don't want to forget... chance of a life time if you ask me!

Charlie is shorn...

Charlie got a haircut last Thursday. The groomer told me that his hair was so matted that they'd probably have to shave him. I didn't care... he might like having short hair for the summer anyway. Here is BEFORE...Here is AFTER...I'm glad they left a little poofy tail, otherwise he'd look like a rat and I might jump on the counter screaming whenever I saw him.

For some reason, with this new haircut, Charlie's reminds me of "Falcor" from the Never Ending Story. What do you think?

A little?...A smidge?... No?... Nothing?...Maybe this will help...

Sorry about your hair, Charlie... it'll grow back.