Friday night we (Frank, Jenny, Richard, Amanda, Spencer and I) got the oppertunity to see Jerry Seinfeld preform stand-up at Abrovanal Hall. It was a BLAST! Some of my favorite things he said were..."I don't believe in 5 day forecasts. If there really were such things as 5-day forecasts then why don't they do them every 5 days?!"
"star-69 was the first hostile phone invention. I'd like to know how '69' passed that panel of phone-company people. YOU'RE THE PHONE COMPANY!... You could choose any number in the world and you chose '69'. Didn't ANY of you go to Junior High?!"
"Have you ever noticed that kids that are not yours just don't look right?"
"Remember before caller ID when the phone would ring and someone in the house would yell... 'I'll get it!' Haven't heard that in a while. NOW when the phone rings you yell 'NOBODY MOVE!...Let me check the caller ID...WHO THE H*** is 503-?!"
Of course Mr. Seinfeld has a better delivery than I have... it is not HALF as funny reading it. I had to blog about him, though, incase I ever SLURP my blog. (you know... make it into a little book... they can do that you know.) That was a night I don't want to forget... chance of a life time if you ask me!
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My favorite part was the "Terrorist camps" where everyone is always filmed using the monkeybars. Is there ever going to be a war where the deciding battle is fought on a playground?
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GET OUT!
You DID NOT get to see him live...that had to be a seriously funny night. I'm totally jealous!
Nice. Jana and I have seen him a couple of times here in State College. His best joke we heard:
"So, your town is called State College.
Who gave up on that meeting?"
Okay, so it's probably only funny if you have to live here.
I LOVE JERRY!!!!
I am so so so jealous! We were going to get tickets but decided they were too expensive for our blood - wish we were rich like you!) So glad you got to go.
How fun!!! We are jealous. We wanted to go but it didn't work out. I am glad you posted some of his quotes. They are hilarious.
My parents were there too!
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