Meet Ursula...

That's 2 in a week!! WHAT IS GOING ON?! Is anyone else queezy?

If you need me, I'll be hiding INSIDE my house from now until November.

Spence ROCKS...

I had to blog this because there's no telling when it may happen again...

Spencer brought home FLOWERS for me!!!

He even got my favorite kind. I'm pretty stoked. I get more snakes around here, than flowers!

Quote of the Week

Deep thoughts by Jack...

Meet Jafar...

Look what Spence brought to the back door last night...

(Check out the LUMP in the middle of it's body. Maybe it's his knee.)

After the initial screaming and spaz-dance I put on, I quickly grabbed my camera. When I tell people we have SNAKES, they don't believe me. This summer I have decided to document the ones we find. I'm going to name each one in hopes that my horror at the sight of these creepy, Satan-esque creatures will diminish. This one is JAFAR and he's a feisty little guy.

He actually BIT Spencer!!!

My skin is crawling and my crotch actually hurts just writing about this!

Hopefully, by the end of the summer, my plan to overcome this fear will have worked.

Our 4 of July Weekend...

Here's a taste of the fun we had at Oakley for the 4th of July...Our trip included the rodeo, a parade, a baseball game, Coca-Cola, fireworks at the Bonneys', a hike, deer, salamanders, watermelon, and tons of pictures. It was a blast!

Quote of the week...

This is a regular phrase Jack says when he's really suprised or angered... I hear it at least once a day.

Another 'Porter Sleeps' Entry...

This is where Porter fell asleep last night.I guess dinner just tuckered the little guy out.
Don't you just want to squish his chubby cheeks?

Please don't though... that would really make him mad.

Quote of the week...

I plan on making "Freaky Bone" a regular part of my vocabulary.

Seinfeld Live...

Friday night we (Frank, Jenny, Richard, Amanda, Spencer and I) got the oppertunity to see Jerry Seinfeld preform stand-up at Abrovanal Hall. It was a BLAST! Some of my favorite things he said were...

"I don't believe in 5 day forecasts. If there really were such things as 5-day forecasts then why don't they do them every 5 days?!"

"star-69 was the first hostile phone invention. I'd like to know how '69' passed that panel of phone-company people. YOU'RE THE PHONE COMPANY!... You could choose any number in the world and you chose '69'. Didn't ANY of you go to Junior High?!"

"Have you ever noticed that kids that are not yours just don't look right?"

"Remember before caller ID when the phone would ring and someone in the house would yell... 'I'll get it!' Haven't heard that in a while. NOW when the phone rings you yell 'NOBODY MOVE!...Let me check the caller ID...WHO THE H*** is 503-?!"

Of course Mr. Seinfeld has a better delivery than I have... it is not HALF as funny reading it. I had to blog about him, though, incase I ever SLURP my blog. (you know... make it into a little book... they can do that you know.) That was a night I don't want to forget... chance of a life time if you ask me!

Charlie is shorn...

Charlie got a haircut last Thursday. The groomer told me that his hair was so matted that they'd probably have to shave him. I didn't care... he might like having short hair for the summer anyway. Here is BEFORE...Here is AFTER...I'm glad they left a little poofy tail, otherwise he'd look like a rat and I might jump on the counter screaming whenever I saw him.

For some reason, with this new haircut, Charlie's reminds me of "Falcor" from the Never Ending Story. What do you think?

A little?...A smidge?... No?... Nothing?...Maybe this will help...

Sorry about your hair, Charlie... it'll grow back.